Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Hopefully getting rid of the funkies.

Mean thoughts I've had in the last 24 hours:
1. I hope that guy falls down the back stairs
2. I want to choke the very life out of you
3. I wish an STD on you and your children
5. I wish Warren still felt sick. He's so good when he's sick.
6. I hope that kid trips
7. Dear god, can you see you?
8. If I had a front butt, I would not wear that
9. Holy shit, you are the trashiest human being alive
10. Why oh why are you allowed to continue to exist?

Ok, now having purged that, let's hope I can move on to a more positive space.

1 comment:

Faith said...

I've seen entirely too many front butts in the past month. It's depressing. And reassuring. (Because I didn't let myself get to that point, you see. Hence the reassurance that, yes, indeed, I do NOT WANT a front butt!)

I hope the list made you feel more positive! I can't say that I haven't wished some of my own death and/or dismemberment on people I've run across recently...maybe it's a pandemic of sorts?