Friday, May 4, 2007

Thanks Sarah!

So, one of my favorite things about Sarah working in a school is that she gets to see all the retarded-assed things parents are naming their children these days. And if the names are that original, the spellings of them sure are. Yeah, because the name "Brianna" is WAY better when spelled with 6 extra vowels.

I think Xtian said it best: Stop naming your children things that preclude them from getting hired at a normal job.

It being a rainy Friday, I thought I'd share some of the best.



TRAYAHNNA
SHAWNIECE
JERICA
RONYAE

Abubaker
LeKenndrick
Marvaneisha
Jahdell
Ranessa
Shatawn LaShay
RonJeremy (Nice choice Asshats. Name your child AFTER A PORN STAR! This kid is seriously GOING PLACES with that name.)

Marcellus (also spelled Marcelles)
Brandashia
TaWhan (Some of the best are the best solely because they have more than one capital letter per first name)
ShawnDale
Pearlkisha
Breyonnie
Keyona

Lessandra
Ariel Stan (Stan? That's what you decided to name this girl? Ariel STAN!?! I think this counts as child abuse.)
Trayahnna
La Debra (Ah, because she's THE Debra, right?)
DaiShawn
Denisse
RandilynAnna

Dezjawnna
Lanisha
Alexandrya (Oh yeah, substituting that Y for the standard I REALLY makes this name significantly more creative.)
Gerquetta

ShaniQue (I never thought about how this one is spelled)

Latajhanique (Anyone venture a guess on the pronunciation of this one?)
Yvonneshenea

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