A Letter.

Dear Ladies Who Use the Restroom on the East Wing of this Building,
When you walk into the bathroom and two stall doors are open, and one is closed, please refrain from throwing your entire body weight against the closed door. You seem to be operating under the mistaken impression that it is unoccupied and the door was inadvertently wedged shut. Trust me, this is not the case.
I’m in there.
Sincerely,
Enjoys Undisturbed Pee-ing.